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Old Today, 05:11 AM   #11721
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Michael Jai White double feature

Never Back Down: No Surrender
MJW spends 90 mins chilling with Josh Barnett and Stephen Quadros in Thailand. Quadros is somewhat decent, but Barnett recites lines in the same rapid fire monotone regardless of context. Still, he benches a topless Thai prossie, and straight up admits to using steroids. Rampage cameos as shouty Rampage, and Schiavello even pops up.

Blood and Bone
Between Rufio's wannabe gangster, Bob Sapp's wannabe tough guy and Ernest the Cat Miller's gender bending street fighter snapping Maurice Smith's arm, this movie was a bunch of fun. Oh and Gina Carano pops up to beat the piss out of some chick. Less aping MMA and more straight martial arts action, found this more entertaining of the two.
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Oh and the DVD for Never Back Down had trailers for two different Christian sports films

People who watch these movies say things like
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So it turns out one of them is directed by brothers who make basically make generic looking family films with heavy Christian overtones. One of their previous efforts was about
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would you say the new spider-man is better
It's possibly the best Spiderman movie.
IMO Tony Stark was in it too much and Flash was a shit bully.

But besides that, pretty enjoyable.

It does follow the standard Marvel formula mostly, but does it better than most.
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Bloodsport
I can't take JCVD movies seriously anymore, he has the same accent as TW so I just end up laughing every time he talks.
The action is pretty good though.

Red Sonja
Christ this was terrible. Pretty much the worst Conan movie by far (probably even worse than that shitty remake.)
-Less Arnold
-Less topless Arnold
-No boobs
-All the fight and action scenes are ridiculous and terrible
-Brigette Nielsen is a horrible actress (actually this is a so bad it's good thing)
-The annoying kid is even more annoying than the annoying cunt in The Destroyer who replaced based Subetai.
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in his autobiography he says he was only supposed to be in it for like a brief one scene cameo, but they ended up drawing out the footage they got of him and kept inter-cutting it throughout the movie to make him a central character. even on the promo poster arnie took up about 3/4 of the poster
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in his autobiography he says he was only supposed to be in it for like a brief one scene cameo, but they ended up drawing out the footage they got of him and kept inter-cutting it throughout the movie to make him a central character. even on the promo poster arnie took up about 3/4 of the poster
Well originally it was going to be Conan 3, but Arnie didn't want to do it, so they had to make him a supporting character to agree to be in it.
TBH, without him it would have been even worse
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