Coffee @ Starbucks

GB slayer · 20-03-11, 01:15 PM

I'm going to Starbucks later on this week with a girl and I've only ever been once before and that time I had what the person I was with was having. I don't even like coffee but I'll feign otherwise and make an effort.

What coffee can I order and not look like a pussy/poofter?

Let's say I walk in before her, do I order before she arrives? Or the opposite do I just walk up and order?

Etiquette, mo'fackers.

Jeremy's Dick · 20-03-11, 01:20 PM

Get a Caffe Mocha Venti to look like a big man.

Wally Poois · 20-03-11, 01:22 PM

I suggest you buy the most homosexual drink on the menu, just for the ironing.

bagsnake · 20-03-11, 01:25 PM

get an iced chocolate because they're better than hot drinks.

Who cares if that makes you look immature. Live in your own reality. She won't question you. If she does, neg her or freeze out until she is better conditioned.

Dick Car Derby · 20-03-11, 01:37 PM

just get whatever comes in the biggest cup and then neck it and put the cup upsidown on your head.

GB slayer · 20-03-11, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kotche

just get whatever comes in the biggest cup and then neck it and put the cup upsidown on your head.

:megapsyduck:

I think this would better solve my situation: What would Aran get and what does Aran hate?

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 01:41 PM

get a long mach. You'll look like a coffee pro

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 01:42 PM

wait, Auditore doesn't know coffee?

Wally Poois · 20-03-11, 01:43 PM

Long Mach.

Starbucks.

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 01:43 PM

the rundown

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 01:44 PM

They don't all come in gay cups though

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 01:45 PM

Aran would prob get a milkshake

eintien · 20-03-11, 01:47 PM

A strawberry one at that

Readman · 20-03-11, 02:04 PM

I'd go with Aran's suggestion.

Order a strawberry milkshake. Then, when the waitress brings it over to you, she'll probably give it to the girl. It'll create an interesting conversation thread.

Dick Car Derby · 20-03-11, 02:08 PM

you could always poor the milkshake into her gaping ass hole as well

Wally Poois · 20-03-11, 02:19 PM

Look Aran, you're a natural!

Wally Poois · 20-03-11, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kotche

you could always poor the milkshake into her gaping ass hole as well

Hmm mm.

Dick Car Derby · 20-03-11, 02:45 PM

lol this is uyac faggot, your mind tricks don't work in here

mittens · 20-03-11, 03:43 PM

starbucks is shit. you're already embarrassing yourself by going there, so your order wont matter too much. get a mac. you won't look like a gay and you'll taste less of the shit coffee

koolfang · 20-03-11, 03:52 PM

get a babychino "for your baby"

Jeremy's Dick · 20-03-11, 03:54 PM

I love how nobody has asked for pics in an Auditore thread.

eintien · 20-03-11, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Readman

I'd go with Aran's suggestion.

Order a strawberry milkshake. Then, when the waitress brings it over to you, she'll probably give it to the girl. It'll create an interesting conversation thread.

Uh yeah, sure, that too.

mittens · 20-03-11, 03:55 PM

will pep you if you dont post pics

koolfang · 20-03-11, 03:56 PM

no pics = pep

Jeremy's Dick · 20-03-11, 03:57 PM

where's the betting ring for the magnitude at which Auditore's hand are going to be quaking when he receives his mudwater?

7.3 on the richter

GB slayer · 20-03-11, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mittens

starbucks is shit. you're already embarrassing yourself by going there, so your order wont matter too much. get a mac. you won't look like a gay and you'll taste less of the shit coffee

Can't do much better in this shit'hole town.

mittens · 20-03-11, 04:07 PM

when you order it, pronounce it 'mach' like these rubes

koolfang · 20-03-11, 04:08 PM

nah pronounce it 'mc'

Jeremy's Dick · 20-03-11, 04:09 PM

make a joke about mech warrior

koolfang · 20-03-11, 04:11 PM

hyper-style mech jokes

YOU'D BETTER GET TO MECHIN MA COFFEE

koolfang · 20-03-11, 04:11 PM

DON'T MECH ME WAIT

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 04:24 PM

tanks for the memories

koolfang · 20-03-11, 04:26 PM

I DON'T BLAUEIVE HOW LONG IT'S TAKING

Jeremy's Dick · 20-03-11, 04:28 PM

"What's your name?"

"Amos"

Quatterarbro · 20-03-11, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mittens

starbucks is shit. you're already embarrassing yourself by going there, so your order wont matter too much. get a mac. you won't look like a gay and you'll taste less of the shit coffee

This. Starbucks isn't coffee

Dancel Pow · 20-03-11, 10:10 PM

Clearly DLV

GB slayer · 04-04-11, 03:59 PM

Where the fuck is my pep you cunts.

Dick Car Derby · 04-04-11, 04:03 PM

wheres pics?

GB slayer · 04-04-11, 04:06 PM

I was promised pep for no pics.

twofivefour · 04-04-11, 04:13 PM

From mittens and Dekar. Doesn't count.

24 hours etc.

20-03-11, 01:15 PM	#1
GB slayer Coming straight from under a GB Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 652 PPD: 0.21 Threads: 25 Reputation: 73861 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Coffee @ Starbucks I'm going to Starbucks later on this week with a girl and I've only ever been once before and that time I had what the person I was with was having. I don't even like coffee but I'll feign otherwise and make an effort. What coffee can I order and not look like a pussy/poofter? Let's say I walk in before her, do I order before she arrives? Or the opposite do I just walk up and order? Etiquette, mo'fackers.

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20-03-11, 01:20 PM	#2
Jeremy's Dick Is in my mouth Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,688 PPD: 2.15 Threads: 128 Reputation: 1222291 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	Get a Caffe Mocha Venti to look like a big man.

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Wally Poois Wishy washy faggot with no conviction Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ban Town Posts: 41,812 PPD: 13.38 Threads: 955 Reputation: 3418958 Mentioned: 35 Post(s) Tagged: 4 Thread(s)	I suggest you buy the most homosexual drink on the menu, just for the ironing.

20-03-11, 01:25 PM	#4
bagsnake bogsnake Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Internet forum posting factory Posts: 67,201 PPD: 18.78 Threads: 2225 Reputation: 77658738 Mentioned: 24 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	get an iced chocolate because they're better than hot drinks. Who cares if that makes you look immature. Live in your own reality. She won't question you. If she does, neg her or freeze out until she is better conditioned.

20-03-11, 01:37 PM	#5
Dick Car Derby Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 83,123 PPD: 23.24 Threads: 1461 Reputation: 55863268 Mentioned: 39 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	just get whatever comes in the biggest cup and then neck it and put the cup upsidown on your head.

20-03-11, 01:41 PM	#7
Dancel Pow good kid maff city Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20,417 PPD: 5.71 Threads: 83 Reputation: 10990733 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	get a long mach. You'll look like a coffee pro

20-03-11, 01:42 PM	#8
Dancel Pow good kid maff city Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20,417 PPD: 5.71 Threads: 83 Reputation: 10990733 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	wait, Auditore doesn't know coffee?

20-03-11, 01:43 PM	#9
Wally Poois Wishy washy faggot with no conviction Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ban Town Posts: 41,812 PPD: 13.38 Threads: 955 Reputation: 3418958 Mentioned: 35 Post(s) Tagged: 4 Thread(s)	Long Mach. Starbucks.

20-03-11, 01:44 PM	#11
Dancel Pow good kid maff city Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20,417 PPD: 5.71 Threads: 83 Reputation: 10990733 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	They don't all come in gay cups though

20-03-11, 01:45 PM	#12
Dancel Pow good kid maff city Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20,417 PPD: 5.71 Threads: 83 Reputation: 10990733 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	Aran would prob get a milkshake

20-03-11, 01:47 PM	#13
eintien Never met a more butthurt guy Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 94,855 PPD: 26.51 Threads: 1373 Reputation: 9870760 Mentioned: 61 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	A strawberry one at that

20-03-11, 02:04 PM	#14
Readman Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 13,867 PPD: 3.88 Threads: 684 Reputation: 3017800 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	I'd go with Aran's suggestion. Order a strawberry milkshake. Then, when the waitress brings it over to you, she'll probably give it to the girl. It'll create an interesting conversation thread.

20-03-11, 02:08 PM	#15
Dick Car Derby Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 83,123 PPD: 23.24 Threads: 1461 Reputation: 55863268 Mentioned: 39 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	you could always poor the milkshake into her gaping ass hole as well

20-03-11, 02:19 PM	#16
Wally Poois Wishy washy faggot with no conviction Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ban Town Posts: 41,812 PPD: 13.38 Threads: 955 Reputation: 3418958 Mentioned: 35 Post(s) Tagged: 4 Thread(s)	Look Aran, you're a natural!

20-03-11, 02:45 PM	#18
Dick Car Derby Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 83,123 PPD: 23.24 Threads: 1461 Reputation: 55863268 Mentioned: 39 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	lol this is uyac faggot, your mind tricks don't work in here

20-03-11, 03:43 PM	#19
mittens I tried so hard And got so far Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 38,716 PPD: 10.82 Threads: 322 Reputation: 21763203 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	starbucks is shit. you're already embarrassing yourself by going there, so your order wont matter too much. get a mac. you won't look like a gay and you'll taste less of the shit coffee

20-03-11, 03:52 PM	#20
koolfang HAY life eheheehehehee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,530 PPD: 15.67 Threads: 840 Reputation: 38666399 Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	get a babychino "for your baby"

20-03-11, 03:54 PM	#21
Jeremy's Dick Is in my mouth Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,688 PPD: 2.15 Threads: 128 Reputation: 1222291 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	I love how nobody has asked for pics in an Auditore thread.

20-03-11, 03:55 PM	#23
mittens I tried so hard And got so far Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 38,716 PPD: 10.82 Threads: 322 Reputation: 21763203 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	will pep you if you dont post pics

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koolfang HAY life eheheehehehee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,530 PPD: 15.67 Threads: 840 Reputation: 38666399 Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	no pics = pep

20-03-11, 03:57 PM	#25
Jeremy's Dick Is in my mouth Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,688 PPD: 2.15 Threads: 128 Reputation: 1222291 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	where's the betting ring for the magnitude at which Auditore's hand are going to be quaking when he receives his mudwater? 7.3 on the richter

20-03-11, 04:07 PM	#27
mittens I tried so hard And got so far Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 38,716 PPD: 10.82 Threads: 322 Reputation: 21763203 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	when you order it, pronounce it 'mach' like these rubes

20-03-11, 04:08 PM	#28
koolfang HAY life eheheehehehee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,530 PPD: 15.67 Threads: 840 Reputation: 38666399 Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	nah pronounce it 'mc'

20-03-11, 04:09 PM	#29
Jeremy's Dick Is in my mouth Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,688 PPD: 2.15 Threads: 128 Reputation: 1222291 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	make a joke about mech warrior

20-03-11, 04:11 PM	#30
koolfang HAY life eheheehehehee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,530 PPD: 15.67 Threads: 840 Reputation: 38666399 Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	hyper-style mech jokes YOU'D BETTER GET TO MECHIN MA COFFEE

20-03-11, 04:24 PM	#32
Dancel Pow good kid maff city Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20,417 PPD: 5.71 Threads: 83 Reputation: 10990733 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	tanks for the memories

20-03-11, 04:26 PM	#33
koolfang HAY life eheheehehehee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,530 PPD: 15.67 Threads: 840 Reputation: 38666399 Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	I DON'T BLAUEIVE HOW LONG IT'S TAKING

20-03-11, 04:28 PM	#34
Jeremy's Dick Is in my mouth Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,688 PPD: 2.15 Threads: 128 Reputation: 1222291 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	"What's your name?" "Amos"

20-03-11, 10:10 PM	#36
Dancel Pow good kid maff city Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20,417 PPD: 5.71 Threads: 83 Reputation: 10990733 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	Clearly DLV

04-04-11, 03:59 PM	#37
GB slayer Coming straight from under a GB Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 652 PPD: 0.21 Threads: 25 Reputation: 73861 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Where the fuck is my pep you cunts.

04-04-11, 04:03 PM	#38
Dick Car Derby Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 83,123 PPD: 23.24 Threads: 1461 Reputation: 55863268 Mentioned: 39 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	wheres pics?