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I'm going to Starbucks later on this week with a girl and I've only ever been once before and that time I had what the person I was with was having. I don't even like coffee but I'll feign otherwise and make an effort.
What coffee can I order and not look like a pussy/poofter? Let's say I walk in before her, do I order before she arrives? Or the opposite do I just walk up and order? Etiquette, mo'fackers. |
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Is in my mouth
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Get a Caffe Mocha Venti to look like a big man.
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Wishy washy faggot with no conviction
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I suggest you buy the most homosexual drink on the menu, just for the ironing.
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get an iced chocolate because they're better than hot drinks.
Who cares if that makes you look immature. Live in your own reality. She won't question you. If she does, neg her or freeze out until she is better conditioned. |
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just get whatever comes in the biggest cup and then neck it and put the cup upsidown on your head.
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get a long mach. You'll look like a coffee pro
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wait, Auditore doesn't know coffee?
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Long Mach.
Starbucks. |
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the rundown
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They don't all come in gay cups though
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Aran would prob get a milkshake
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Never met a more butthurt guy
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A strawberry one at that
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I'd go with Aran's suggestion.
Order a strawberry milkshake. Then, when the waitress brings it over to you, she'll probably give it to the girl. It'll create an interesting conversation thread. |
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you could always poor the milkshake into her gaping ass hole as well
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Look Aran, you're a natural!
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lol this is uyac faggot, your mind tricks don't work in here
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I tried so hard And got so far
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starbucks is shit. you're already embarrassing yourself by going there, so your order wont matter too much. get a mac. you won't look like a gay and you'll taste less of the shit coffee
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HAY life eheheehehehee
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get a babychino "for your baby"
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Is in my mouth
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I love how nobody has asked for pics in an Auditore thread.
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Never met a more butthurt guy
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I tried so hard And got so far
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will pep you if you dont post pics
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HAY life eheheehehehee
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no pics = pep
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Is in my mouth
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where's the betting ring for the magnitude at which Auditore's hand are going to be quaking when he receives his mudwater?
7.3 on the richter |
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I tried so hard And got so far
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when you order it, pronounce it 'mach' like these rubes
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HAY life eheheehehehee
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nah pronounce it 'mc'
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make a joke about mech warrior
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HAY life eheheehehehee
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hyper-style mech jokes
YOU'D BETTER GET TO MECHIN MA COFFEE |
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HAY life eheheehehehee
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DON'T MECH ME WAIT
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tanks for the memories
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HAY life eheheehehehee
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I DON'T BLAUEIVE HOW LONG IT'S TAKING
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"What's your name?"
"Amos" |
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Clearly DLV
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Where the fuck is my pep you cunts.
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wheres pics?
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I was promised pep for no pics.
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these guitar notes are so good
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From mittens and Dekar. Doesn't count.
24 hours etc. |
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